Pump Rules is Finale Over
- poshreality
- Apr 18, 2017
- 3 min read
IF you missed the reunion and you can't possibly live without knowing what exactly you missed. I consolidated the three part Season 5 reunion into 10 simple bullet points: Don't get me wrong, I love reunions and watching everyone rehash all the drama, but what they choose to wear to these reunions is what impacts me the most. I don't understand why some of the women choose a hair style that is inevitably going to fall flat after 5 hours! I am not going to go into everything that was said these last three Monday nights because we have quite honestly heard enough of it. You have a few months too pull yourself back together before we hop back on the emotional roller coaster that is Vanderpump Rules.
Jax always asks Brittney to make him a sandwich. You can tell it annoys her but when she is asked about it, she giggles and brushes it off
Lala WILL NOT give any information on her life but she continues to show up and somehow keep her job on this show???
Schwartz and Katie had relationship issues all season, then they got married and are currently happy as can be.
Tom and Ariana are working on Ariana's cocktail book together now.
Don't ask Ariana if she wants to marry Sandoval. She would never do something so basic as getting married.
Scheana and Shay got a divorce because Shay was scared to talk to Scheana. Scheana already has a new boyfriend who happens to be her ex that she dated before Shay. *Even more juicy!* The new man also happens to be one of Shay's old friends.
Kristen is calm cool and collected until you cross one of her friends. She will stop at nothing to make sure you are miserable.
Carter is Kristen's boyfriend if you didn't catch that. You can find one of his few scenes in the episode filmed in New Orleans when the men dressed in drag.
Stassi is STILL talking about Patrick and when she hit rock bottom... we are sorry, but thank you! That's enough for now! It is getting ANNOYING.
James Kennedy continues to be a try hard. I hate to admit that he was actually funny in the reunion this year. That doesn't change the fact that I have 0 respect for the man and cringe when the camera shows his face.
As for the reunion looks...I could go on for hours!!!
Best Hair: Ariana Madix
I decided on this award long before the reunion even aired. Just watching her Snapchat story and Instagram posts during the filming of the reunion I was drooling. Ariana is always a hit or miss with her hair styles but I like to believe that she has come a LONG WAY since season 2 when she sported that bizarre, in her face side braid.
Best dressed: Stassi Schroeder
I am definitely obsessed with Stassi, so this totally isn't a biased decision on my part;). That color looks incredible on her (fake) tan skin. Unlike some of the other girls, her boobs weren't saying, "hello" every time she moved, but her dress was still low cute. Well done Stassi, simple makeup, simple hair and a simple dress make for a very classy reunion look.
Best makeup: Lala Kent
As much as I can't stand her, Lala is a beautiful girl. Who ever did that girls eye makeup deserves an award it looked FLAWLESS. I think it was because she looked so pretty that I was able to sit through her speaking without throwing up.
Worst dressed: Katie Maloney-Schwartz
This makes me sad because I really like Katie! She has a precious blog that I follow and her wedding was gorgeous but when it comes to reunions Katie always dissapoints me! Our brains are fresh off her wedding then her and Schwartzy show up in ALL BLACK to the reunion. She went from resembling purity and innocence to evil mystery. Not. A. Fan.
Best shoes: Scheana Marie
I am a sucker for studded sandals, they are edgy but also so elegant.
Between season 5 and the 3 part reunion I am SURtinly ready for a break from the Pump Rules gang. I will definitely continue to listen to Stassi's podcast and keep up with all of the casts snapchat stories but....until next season!
XOXO, Annie
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